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During the FEROCIOUS game of Pictionary at the Halloween party I HAD to go to the bathroom. Laci offered to cover for me on her turn by stalling just a little. I ran to the bathroom and peed, only to look around and find no toilet paper.
At first, I just thought I wasn't sure where the toilet paper was located and then I saw it...
...the empty roll. Confirmation that I was really without.
No big deal. I am close with Lexi and I know she won't mind if I look around. I am also close enough to the cabinets to reach them so I start to open them one by one, but I don't find any toilet paper.
I do find some insanely large cottonballs.
A handful of those did the trick.
So Lexi if you were wondering about those cottonballs in your trashcan...it was me. I didn't know if they were flushable.
I was back to the game quite quickly, and on went the night.
3 comments:
Love it!
You gotta do what you gotta do!
Hehe that is funny!!! I didn't notice that they were in the trash, but I will definitely empty the trash before our party tomorrow night! haha! The fact is the cabinets are extremely deep and when I went to Sam's to get toilet paper you come out with an industrial size of 60 rolls of toilet paper or something like that so they get shoved in every possible nook and cranny they will fit in. Yesterday I notice we were out of paper, and since I knew we could not possibly be out of the 60 rolls...I noticed that the toilet paper rolls that were in there (on the bottom shelf of the cabinet to the very right) were in the extreme back of the cabinet which would require a person to duck down, lifting their entire hiney off the toilet and close to the floor to reach the toilet paper. I took care of that problem though, restocked the roll and moved all of the 6 rolls left under there up to the front completely visible for all who go searching. Sorry for such an inconvenience to your potty procedure! Makes for a good story though!
Or a hairdryer might have worked or hurt either one.
So THAT'S what you were talking about! I was wondering what went on in there.
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