If we all go naked and I stop cooking.....

I think I could keep my house clean.

I know you're thinking, "but wait I remember you saying you had an awesome home maintenance plan and you went two whole months with a clean house on that plan."

Yeah, well, I lost that piece of paper I had on my fridge and everything went down the drain.

I cannot function in a messy house. I cannot be the best mother, the best wife, or the best me, in a messy house. I cannot. It messes with me mentally.

For those of you who feel the urge to say you have little kids that mess it up, just let it be. Shut it.

You know why? because we can't go naked and I can't stop cooking and we have to be able to walk through our rooms without hurting ourselves....See I can't just let it be. It doesn't work that way.

So, I am going to start down a new path for self improvement and home improvement.

Just as soon as I get back from Colorado. Leaving in less than 48 hours!

and I will get the house clean before we go, laundry done, dishes done, goody bags for the kids packed, new blankets made, family suitcases packed, dog packed, snacks packed, clean car. all of it. and I will thoroughly enjoy myself.

I better drink caffeine tomorrow....all....day....long.


aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...................