Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Trashy Treasures

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

Let me start by taking you back to my childhood. It's bulk pick up day in our neighborhood. There I am mortified and crouching down as low as I can with my sister in the backseat of our car while our parents are slowing down to look at something they see in someone else's TRASH that looks "as good as new," "not a thing wrong with it," "we could use one of those." How embarrassing! Now we weren't poor or anything they just didn't want to let a trashy treasure pass them by. So they would stop and load up right there in the DAYLIGHT!


Fast forward to last week. I had just picked my mom up from Walmart where she was getting new tires put on her car. We were driving back to her house when we saw some trashy treasures out by the curb. There was a sandbox with lid, a rocking fish and a little playhouse. I decided I wanted those things for Mckenzee, afterall, they looked "as good as new." So, I went and got my dad's truck and when I came back there was a lady standing next to her car by the "trash" with her hand on the little house. I noticed she was driving a little Toyota camry. I also noticed none of the items would fit in her camry. I was driving a truck.


I pulled over next to her and the "trash" and I rolled down my window. Our conversation went something like this:


Anjolee: "I just went and got this truck so I could get these things"


Trash guarder woman: "Did you buy them?"


Anjolee: "No, they're in the trash." I got a little aggravated at this point because I felt like she was trying to trick me. Of course I didn't buy them. I didn't walk up to the person's door and say excuse me can I pay you for your trash out there? I don't think so, and neither did she.


Trash guarder woman: "I'm taking this."


Anjolee: This is where I get out and begin to load things into my truck. I tell her "I went and got this truck and I am taking this stuff." Side note: although I do not shy away from confrontation when necessary it does make me nervous on the inside and makes my muscles shake...but on the outside I'm in kick your butt mode.


Trash guarder woman: staring at me as I load up. She says "I want this house."


Anjolee: "I went and got the truck so I could get all of it." remember muscles shaking, At this point she helps me load the sandbox into the truck. I thank her and tell her she can take the house. I figured that was fair.


Trash guarder woman: "I just have a three year old granddaughter that would really love this."


Anjolee: "yeah, I have a little girl too."


So, now I am officially a trash digger. Would you like to see my treasures?

Rocking Fish retails for $49.99 at Toys R Us

Tugboat Sandbox... can't find it for sale anywhere, but it is on Craigslist for $50+. Wanted to be sure and mention my strong husband carrying 500lbs. of sand to fill it with, ten 50 lb bags. He picked out the sand toys too.

She wouldn't get in it the first day and then I decided to put Macy in there and she hopped right in. Macy loves to dig in the sand.




8 comments:

Lexi said...

Now THIS is cracking me up... you are a trash treasure hunter! hehe! It looks like you scored big though! Lucky you.

Candace said...

Oh thats so funny!!! Good for you! I can't believe that you stood up to her like that. I wonder if the people that lived there were looking out at ya'll taking bets on who was gonna get the treasures!! I wish I could find stuff like that!

Sara said...

TRASH DIGGER, TRASH DIGGER! It is good stuff though...and it's even better that you fought for the stuff! Hehehe.

Hey remember that time you fought that lady for those people's trash? That was funny.

Rachel said...

I love it... I love that you hid when you were younger and now you are out there arguing about who gets the stuff. Thats classic!!!

I would of loved to be a fly on the wall inside of the house, espically if they were watching you guys!

Kari and Justin said...

This made me laugh...a lot. You are lucky you are not my dad's daughter. He would pull over to the side of the road and make US get out to pick up a soda can because "you can get money for those"...now that is embarrassing!! Or he would pull them out of the trash cans at our soccer practices...try explaining that one to the other kids in the seventh grade, when you already think you are a loser! Those crazy Whitemans!

Steph said...

oh my gosh that is heeelarious. you are cracking me up right now. i just would have kept on driving after i saw there was someone standing by it. you got some cool stuff!

Connie said...

O.k., I am not surprised at all that you fought. You are not a "big dog with no bite" you are a little woman that will punch you in the face if need be.

I didn't realize it was so big...wow the girls will definitely want to come play now! Mia MIGHT forget about Macy for a FEW minutes now.

This could have been an episode on friends. Your role would be played by Monica.

Anjolee said...

Yes, I'm a Monica even though I long to be a Rachel.